Tale of the loris-reincarnated
today, ham and i were at the bus stop oppo amk central's mac, waiting fer a loris reincarnated bus.
out of nowhere, a plump fugly((he really is to me, sorrehh)) middle aged uncle came over to the two of us that were prattling personal stuff.
this were what he said, or rather near what he said.

"hello girls, how are you" and stuff. he then continued to ask us whether we were still in school or what, whether we had taken our drivin lessons (wtf??). he guessed our age. and asked if hammie was 21. hilarious. He was askin ham all the questions in chinese and i was trying to think of a way to ask him to SCRAM. i was lookin at and away from hammie all the time, tryin to hint to her to try and get away from that situation but there was nth we could do.
Why do we wanna to waste our precious time on some bugger that probably thought that he was scaring the shits outta us. I mean is he irritating or what? darn.

Then went the age question.
" ni cai wo ji sui?" ( guess how old he was). Hamm answered. "eerrr, 30? " (in chi)
then he turned to me and asked
"guess how old am i"// at that time, i was thoroughly grossed out by him.
" 80?" i answered in eng.
"18? no la i where got so young." omg like wtf? get a LIFE haha.
He then admitted he was 36 by pointing to the humongous number print on the back of the tee.
and blah blah blah. he asked ham where she stayed. and stuff, acting as if i cudden understand what he said. -.-

"are you a malay?"
..that was the limit. do i look malay to U, mister. It's ur wish fer me to say "alamak" issit?

i answered no. then he asked if i was a chi. Bluddy yes of cos. Wanted to say that, but i just nodded instead.
Ask again, do i look malay lo -.-
anyway that guy ditched us when his bus came.
THANK YOU LORD. i almost sang Hallelujah out loud.

Anyway we continued our journey when the oh-so-late bus. If the bus came earlier we wudden have to see to that situation. aiyeehh. so after all this lamenting, SBS is to be blame? =X
FREAKO-unite!